COMPETITION TIME! in honour of the catchpa

(don't know what a "catchpa" is! what? you mean you've never tried to save a word ver. . .) so, the spammers finally caught up with me

now much as I know that some of you like direct links to beautiful bodies, you'll all know that I don't like lurkers or those who make a poor contribution to the ongoing debates, here at the sweetness of doing nothing. . . and I much prefer to offer you links to those that I find beautiful. . .
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so, with the word verification turned back on, I thought we'd make the most of it: I'd like you to offer a definition for one (or more) of the following (I've already completed a few, just to inspire you). . .
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. . .wining definitions will receive a prize

achotocy: inspiration interrupted by serial sneezing (mig)

achotocy:
rule by those with colds
(Christopher)

allhear: medicinal herb recommended for those who rabbit on all the bleeding time and never listen to a bleeding word anyone else ever says (Christopher)

Bill - the brother of Robert (who is your father's brother, of course), who is NOT your father; example: "you simply shake the bottle, pull the tab, and Bill IS your other uncle!" (shot)

bumpreps: (1) things you do to your bottom to get it ready for bikini season; (2) people who promote pregnancy bodies (I,LTV)

cantswer: what you give the teacher when you have no knowledge about the question he just asked you (I,LTV)Davist: a prejudiced person holding a grudge against Dave (OO7 and a half)

excels: what Dave does - need I say more? (I,LTV)

ganswant: the desire to enliven or make more exciting, especially in ref. to social intercourse: “Rudiger droned on about statistical analysis all evening, filling Georgia with ganswant” (shot)

ganswant: noun - ancient Druidic initiation ceremony; from Old Welsh (
dinahmow)

hoitions: two or more pretentious or flighty concepts, ideas or beliefs: “instant water packets and roadside pudding bins were just two of Rainer’s many hoitions” (shot)

ingshag: a chimaera - not what you expected (Christopher)

mel: a form of indigestion caused by eating too many llamas (Dave)

miggly: when someone makes you smile and giggle at the same time, you become miggly (I,LTV)

miggly: a sad person who is also grumpy (Dave)


notowism
: maritime independence ethic developed from refusal to accept salvage
(Christopher)

magneto: a cross between a magnum and a cornetto for the indecisive (ZiggZ)
ougging: hugging someone you really shouldn't (ZiggZ)
poddess: a female pod (Dave)

podess: the godess of female feet (mig) rness: a gaggle of nurses (Mel)

sings: not heard Mel and the lalalalllamamamama song yet?


spackles: the surprise left on the beach by the seagulls that did get the scrap, see also "whingull" below (Mel)
splammis: noun - Greek hotelier in inaccessible mountain areas (dinahmow)

splammis: a dumpy eatery's version of hummous and spam (planet)
thequat: noun - a little-studied branch of quantum physics (dinahmow)

thequat: noun, plural -s; (1) one who studies and analyses the various aspects of g*d and of g*d's attributes and relations to the four known universes; study of divine things in groups of four or religious truth divided into quarters; (2) a mixture or four religions or divine things; (3) a book, esp. a Bible, containing the same text repeated four times
(shot)

untyped: verb promotion from the typing pool (dinahmow)

untyped: the thought I thought, but didn't share (here) (I,LTV)

whingull: the poor widdle seagull that didn't run fast enough to get a piece of the scrap (Mel)


zockbing: a container, drawer or receptacle in which the stockings of German accented English speakers are kept (shot)

ready? off you go!

29 comments:

Dave said...

Miggly. A sad person who is also quite grumpy.

Dave said...

Podess. A female pod.

Sorrow said...

Aphol~ what a person with a lisp calls these comment verification things.

Rimshot said...

Ganswant: The desire to enliven or make more exciting, especially in ref. to social intercourse: “Rudiger droned on about statistical analysis all evening, filling Georgia with ganswant

Hoitions: Two or more pretentious or flighty concepts, ideas or beliefs: “Instant water packets and roadside pudding bins were just two of Rainer’s many hoitions.”

Rimshot said...

Zockbing: A container, drawer or recepticle in which the stockings of German accented English speakers are kept.

007and a half said...

Davist: A prejudiced person holding a grudge against Dave.

First: oooh, that could mean oneth. Perhaps we could think of a word for Twoth too, perhaps "second"....oh, no, that would be hopeless as it is already a unit of time

Rimshot said...

Thequat

–noun, plural -s.

1. one who studies and analyses the various aspects of God and of God's attributes and relations to the four known universes; study of divine things in groups of four or religious truth divided into quarters.

2. a mixture or four religions or divine things.

3. a book, esp. a Bible, containing the same text repeated four times.

Mel said...

Ohhhhhh......darn spammers.
Ah well, they've provided us with new words!

Woooooohoooooo!!!!

k....

<-- going to read list of words

(and check out the word ver that pops up for this comment!)

"immolum" *chuckling*

Rimshot said...

word ver: throstua

mig said...

Achotocy - Inspiration interrupted by serial sneezing.
~
fortfl?

moreidlethoughts said...

ganswant noun - ancient Druidic initiation ceremony. From Old Welsh.

thequat noun- a little-studied branch of quantum physics.

splammis noun - Greek hotelier in inaccessible mountain areas.


my wf is raliw. And I happen to know that this is a poncey pronunciation of "really" affected by snobs when speaking of or with common folk.

zIggI said...

can we have a numbery game please? I'm better at those . . . :)

WV: constis - no idea at all . . .

*sigh* see?

zIggI said...

ougging

hugging someone you really shouldn't :)

I, Like The View said...

(see! you did it!!)(x)

Christopher said...

Notowism - maritime independence: ethic developed from refusal to accept salvage

Allhear - medicinal herb recommended for those who rabbit on all the bleeding time and never listen to a bleeding word anyone else ever says

Ingshag - a chimaera: not what you expected

Achotocy - rule by those with colds

Happy Thursday!

Mel said...

Ummmm...well, much like zlggl--I've apparently had a brainfreeze.

You want that I should sing the Llama song instead?

k...

Whingull: The poor widdle seagull that didn't run fast enough to get a piece of the scrap. Oh. *sniffle*

Mel said...

Spackles: The surprise left on the beach by the seagulls that did get the scrap.

Ew.

zIggI said...

Oooo I've seen another!

"magneto" must be a cross between a magnum and a cornetto for the indicisive

I, Like The View said...

(you go girl!) (everyone else, there's a few more still to go. . .)

Dave said...

Mel: a form of indigesion caused by eating too many llamas.

Rimshot said...

Bill:

-noun

The brother of Robert (who is your father's brother, of course), who is NOT your father.

example: "You simply shake the bottle, pull the tab, and Bill is your other uncle!"




wordver: cychicse

mig said...

podess - the goddess of female feet
(podomoro would be the male equivalent if it wasn't already a tomato)

mig said...

Oh I forgot the word ver
But I'm pretty sure I like retsozl better. Gently inebriated after a couple of glasses of retsina on a very sunny beach in Greece.

I, Like The View said...

(mig - did you save the word ver? I hope so! that's a great definition!! we could re-write the dictionary at this rate. . .)

Mel said...

Hey!!!!!!

<-- SAW THAT!!!!!

Hmmmmph.
Dave's sore cuz he STILL doesn't know the whole of the Llama song.

....k..... *hangs head*
Neither do I.....

Mel said...

rness: a gaggle of nurses.

NOT to be confused with 'rness..which is what's done with a gaggle of nurses going willy-nilly. :-/

mig said...

Oh! No. I don't know how! I was going to ask and then I forgot :(

planetcity1 said...

splammis -- a dumpy eatery's version of hummus and spam

word ver: nesifed

nesifed -- what the Loch Ness monster's nanny says

dinahmow said...

uptyped verb promotion from the typing pool


wv is vaulu bargain at a Papuan market stall