looks slightly abashed and very sheepish
a very smug looking and on-time
(altho one does have East Coast to West Coast time difference, granted)
(and I,LTV herself is never quite sure if Norfolk is in
a different time zone to London Town, it sometimes seems to be)
(or perhaps a different planet)
(and are France and England on the same continent?
same continental shelf, possibly,
but really England ought to have a whole continent to itself,
don't you think?)
. . .
(I digress). . .
. . .could E do it? could E heck
useless blinking f*ecking Elf
so, anyhow, amends have been taken and E firstly has to do a little snow shovelling. . .
. . .and then E has to match up all the papers and bows and ribbons into coordinating/contrasting sets. . .
in the meantime, you don't need to worry about E messing up your gifts, because no wrapping was required. . .