it's a little early

but let's have some festive fun!
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonightSanta baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue,
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed, think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed

Next year I could be just as good if you check off my Christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot Been an angel all year Santa baby, So hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed to a platinum mine

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonightSanta cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques Sign your x on the line, Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree, with some decorations bought at Tiffany'sI really do believe in you, Let's see if you believe in me
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ringI don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonightHurry, tonight!


Vicus Scurra said...

I see you have been enticed by the empty spectacle of the winter stupidity season. I will return when all of this is over.

Dave said...

Fun? I had to look the word up.

Christopher said...

Very nicely composed, but whatever is S. Claus holding up in the last picture?

Dave said...

I believe it is a giblet from the turkey, Christopher.

More importantly, why are the lower parts of his boots white, when descending via the chimney would surely make them sooty?

And why did ILTV allow herself to be photographed in the previous 'Santa' outfit?

Christopher said...

Ah. Giblets. I hadn't thought of that. I thought it was I,LTV in the white outfit in No. 7, but maybe it's the same girl in both. Of course, you would know best. But Sloggis in No. 3? Can this be right?

Mel said...

Holy moly....LOL Giblets and naughty nighties. *laughing*

Sometimes just listening is a good thing.
You two g'head--


I, Like The View said...

Mel I love it when they chat amongst themselves. . . so revealing!

Christopher they are great pants, I'll have you know - hold all the wobbly bits in. . .

Dave and there I was thinking it was a mini-stocking. . .

. . .you know I have all sorts of saucey photos (giblets make great gravy). . .

. . .but we don't want to add a heart attack to your ailments, now, do we?

Christopher so, was your second comment based on after thoughts, or were you really thinking all that the first time around and dear Dave enticed you to reveal yourself?

(I can be enticed to reveal all, but only to certain gents)

Dave I thought fun was your new middle name in 2009? oh well. . . the noughties are almost over

perhaps 2010 will bring out yet another side of your kaleidoscopic personality!


Vicus I have no problem with pagan celebrations of mid-winter - but will you per-lease return to play Secret Santa with us?

(I'm almost begging you)(but not quite)(it wouldn't be ladylike)

Christopher said...

Look, can Dave and I not have a quiet chat in our private corner of this blog without all these interruptions? I mean, you could arrange between you to have a cup of tea (Earl Grey and Lapsang, please, dash of Jersey, 1 sugar) brought to us, couldn't you?

*thinks: wobbly bits? What wobbly bits? Ah, perhaps she means buns? Tea and buns, then.*

Spadoman said...

Wow, you're a bit high maintenance, but I guess if you look that good, if one didn't buy you the baubles the other would.


I, Like The View said...

it's my pleasure, as your host (I chose the Royal Albert for you two, I don't own that pattern)

wobbly bits? (the lady on the left)

I, Like The View said...

oh! man. . .

you know, I'm really not



katherine. said...

little smile.

okay....not really

big grin.

I, Like The View said...

that's great, katherine. - but are you grinning at my lovely composition or grinning at the boys chitchattering amongst themselves (amazing what they get up to when left to their own devices, eh)

I, Like The View said...

(tea and buns sounds good tho, doesn't it!)