ha ha ha I thought that might grab your attention (well, not you. . . and I am only putting this image up since Dave's away this week, so he won't be offended. . .)
so, where was I?
oh yes, chain mail
so, I was sent this chain email, and I thought "but I don't do chains" but I was too chicken to respond to that effect, so I did my best and - lo and behold - various people braver than I wrote back to me (very politely) saying that they don't do chains and I admired their ability to be honest and wondered why I couldn't. . .
. . .and thru some bizarre loop of the internet that is betwist and between us, now it turns out that the person who sent me the chain mail in the first place doesn't really do them either
so, there we have it
I'm useless at responding politely and saying "thanks, but that's not for me!"