Mmm, tricky. In which direction are you supposed to hit the ball? Through the mouth? Or chipped into the hole in the head? But I imagine hardened minigolf aficionadas like you solve these problems enema-tter of seconds.
it's alright Christopher, I don't swing that wildly with my club. . .
. . .the crazy golf in Padstow was far easier than that in Polzeath - most of the "holes" were "amusing" obstacles, with a hole to hit thru and that was it. . .
. . .sometimes up a hill, or round a bend (or, as in the case of my reversing task during my driving test, up a hill and round a bend)
in Polzeath far more skill was required!! (if "skill" can be a word applied to crazy golf!)
But my baby don't love nobody
but me, nobody but me
Yes everybody wants my baby
But my baby don't want nobody
but me, that's plain to see!
I'm his sweet Judy
and he is my loving man!
No time to do his duty,
loves me like no other can!
Now when my baby kisses me
upon my rosy cheeks
I just let those kisses be,
don't wash my face for weeks!
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Mmm, tricky. In which direction are you supposed to hit the ball? Through the mouth? Or chipped into the hole in the head? But I imagine hardened minigolf aficionadas like you solve these problems enema-tter of seconds.
*scampers off to hide*
it's alright Christopher, I don't swing that wildly with my club. . .
. . .the crazy golf in Padstow was far easier than that in Polzeath - most of the "holes" were "amusing" obstacles, with a hole to hit thru and that was it. . .
. . .sometimes up a hill, or round a bend (or, as in the case of my reversing task during my driving test, up a hill and round a bend)
in Polzeath far more skill was required!! (if "skill" can be a word applied to crazy golf!)
People who win would probably say crazy golf is a highly skilled pastime.
Me I wouldn't know. (Give me a bucket and potato race every time.)
ROFL
I'm still trying to get past the fact that he poops the ball out.
I KNOW, I KNOW...
Sheeshh--I'm headed to the naughty corner....don't rush me!!
*hangs head and retreats*
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