today is: International Very Very Very Very

Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day
(well, to be truthful, most days around here are. . .)(I digress)

sent me the words, I added the pictures. . . please share this with someone you think fits this description
and remember this motto to live by: life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body: but rather, to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, glass half-full in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened
Cora Harvey Armstrong
inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out(but I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies)

~ Unknown ~

the hardest years in life
are those between ten

and seventy

Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. . . . . .I think of them as stray eyebrows

Janette Barber

my second favorite household chore is ironing;
my first one being - hitting my head on the top bunk bed
until I faint

Erma Bombeck
old age ain't no place for sissies

Bette Davis

thirty-five is when you finally get your head togetherand then your body starts falling apart

Caryn Leschen

I'm not going to vacuum'til Sears makes one you can ride on

Roseanne Barr
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behind every successful manis a surprised woman

Maryon Pearson
nobody can make you feel inferior
without your permission

Eleanor Roosevelt
if you can't be a good example. . . . . .then you'll just have to be a horrible warning

Catherine X

and don't forget:
when life hands you lemons,

ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!


I, Like The View said...

funny how there never seem to be "international damned smart, very good looking and funny BLOKE days" isn't it. . .

Mel said...

*laughing* I'm all about International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day!!!!!

ty ty ty

Spadoman said...

I like women.

I, Like The View said...

man and do you like Secret Santas?

Mel this one was for you, dearheart


KAZ said...

I would agree with Bette Davis if she'd said 55 instead of 35.

Spadoman said...

Secret Santas, hmmmmm, well, I guess I could like them. Are they very very very very good looking, smart women like yourself?

Rimshot said...

Oooh, now I've got visions of I,LTV in a naughty Ms. Claus costume.

dinahmow said...

I used to think the same as Kaz, but now?...I keep revising upwards!

I, Like The View said...

dinah a little like my definition of "middle aged" then. . . (the other day I realised I was dressed for warmth and had comfortable shoes on - SEND HELP FAST!)

shot now now, control yourself

man perhaps (the ladies around here are a select bunch) - on the other hand, you might end up with Dave or Vicus

KAZ but, she's still one fine looking woman - I'd like to look that good now. . . but! while you're here - will you join the secret santa bonanza?

Mel said...


I told himself it was International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day and he told me EVERY day is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day when you share a home with me.

LOL Makes ya wanna gak doesn't it. *laughing*
(he's very well trained......LOL)