today is: International Very Very Very Very

Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day
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(well, to be truthful, most days around here are. . .)(I digress)

NOBGM
sent me the words, I added the pictures. . . please share this with someone you think fits this description
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and remember this motto to live by: life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body: but rather, to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, glass half-full in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
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inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened
Cora Harvey Armstrong
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inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out(but I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies)

~ Unknown ~
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the hardest years in life
are those between ten

and seventy

Helen Hayes (at 73)
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I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. . . . . .I think of them as stray eyebrows

Janette Barber
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my second favorite household chore is ironing;
my first one being - hitting my head on the top bunk bed
until I faint

Erma Bombeck
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old age ain't no place for sissies

Bette Davis
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thirty-five is when you finally get your head togetherand then your body starts falling apart

Caryn Leschen
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I'm not going to vacuum'til Sears makes one you can ride on

Roseanne Barr
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behind every successful manis a surprised woman

Maryon Pearson
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nobody can make you feel inferior
without your permission

Eleanor Roosevelt
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if you can't be a good example. . . . . .then you'll just have to be a horrible warning

Catherine X

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and don't forget:
when life hands you lemons,

ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!

10 comments:

I, Like The View said...

funny how there never seem to be "international damned smart, very good looking and funny BLOKE days" isn't it. . .

Mel said...

*laughing* I'm all about International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day!!!!!

ty ty ty

Spadoman said...

I like women.

I, Like The View said...

man and do you like Secret Santas?

Mel this one was for you, dearheart

(-:

KAZ said...

I would agree with Bette Davis if she'd said 55 instead of 35.

Spadoman said...

Secret Santas, hmmmmm, well, I guess I could like them. Are they very very very very good looking, smart women like yourself?

Rimshot said...

Oooh, now I've got visions of I,LTV in a naughty Ms. Claus costume.

dinahmow said...

I used to think the same as Kaz, but now?...I keep revising upwards!

I, Like The View said...

dinah a little like my definition of "middle aged" then. . . (the other day I realised I was dressed for warmth and had comfortable shoes on - SEND HELP FAST!)

shot now now, control yourself

man perhaps (the ladies around here are a select bunch) - on the other hand, you might end up with Dave or Vicus

KAZ but, she's still one fine looking woman - I'd like to look that good now. . . but! while you're here - will you join the secret santa bonanza?

Mel said...

:-)

I told himself it was International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day and he told me EVERY day is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day when you share a home with me.

LOL Makes ya wanna gak doesn't it. *laughing*
(he's very well trained......LOL)