a guest writer (Mini-Teen) writes:

"Badger Badger Badger Badger, Mushroom Mushroom" and "Llama Llama, Duck" (in response to Vicus' piece on perverts) The Badger Song: Ah. A classic. Hilariously funny, for no logical reason at all. Any of you who haven't heard it should be ashamed. Very ashamed. It started as a funny, looping flash cartoon was circulating among AIM profiles and the like years ago, and has since become a web foremen but has now died down. In case anyone's curious, the song goes as below. Watch the animation. Just do it.
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Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger, Mushroom Mushroom; Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger, Mushroom Mushroom; Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger, Mushroom Mushroom; Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger, Mushroom Mushroom; Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger; A big ol' snake - snake a snake; Oh it's a snake!
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The Llama Song:
Again another classic. Less known. More funny. You need to watch it as you listen. It would of been on loop so excuse the sudden stop on the you tube video. This one's a loop.
Here's a llama, there's a llama and another little llama; fuzzy llama; funny llama; llama llama; duck; llama llama; cheesecake; llama; tablet; brick; potato; llama; llama llama; mushroom; llama llama llama; duck; I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake; I was only three years dead, but it told a tale; and now listen, little child, to the safety rail; did you ever see a llama; kiss a llama on the llama llama's llama; tastes of llama, llama llama; duck; half a llama; twice the llama; not a llama; farmer; llama; llama in a car; alarm a llama; llama; duck; is THIS how it's told now?; is it all so old?; is it made of lemon juice?; doorknob; ankle; cold; now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck; time for me to retire now and become a duck.
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Enjoy!!!

7 comments:

Rimshot said...

Great!

Now I'll have that stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake; I was only three years dead, but it told a tale; and now listen, little child, to the safety rail; did you ever see a llama; kiss a llama on the llama llama's llama; tastes of llama, llama llama; duck; half a llama; twice the llama; not a llama; farmer; llama; llama in a car; alarm a llama; llama; duck

Dave said...

I had the llama song on video on my blog several years ago. And one about the hobbits.

I've always been ahead of my times.

I, Like The View said...

the teens used to sing the badger song a very very long time ago, so I guess that I'm behind not only you, Dave but the three of them as well

shot it's funny, eh (but not if you get it stuck!) (one of our most recent batch of kittens was called Badger, renamed Mushroom, then Captain Burrows, but now we're back to Badger again) (but that has nothing to do with the song) (llama llama llama llama)

mig said...

I am ashamed. well I was but I'm not any more. I'm proud because I've heard the badger song and the llama song.
(Is there anything else I should be listening to ?)

Mel said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU Mini-Teen!!

*happily singing*
Here's a llama, there's a llama and another little llama; fuzzy llama; funny llama; llama llama; duck; llama llama; cheesecake; llama; tablet; brick; potato; llama; llama llama; mushroom; llama llama llama; duck!!

k....practice, practice, practice!!

I can DO it, honest! LOL

Here's a llama, there's a llama and another little llama; fuzzy llama; funny llama; llama llama; duck; llama llama; cheesecake; llama; tablet; brick; potato; llama; llama llama; mushroom; llama llama llama; PENGUIN!

k..just sayin'.....LOL

Spadoman said...

Funny, the Badger is the mascot for the University of Wisconsin.

GO BADGERS!!!

Mel said...

k...they did win The Sports Bowl...whatever that is..... but ask Spadoman who won the Orange Bowl.

:-)

(just being antagonistic.....LOL)
Want for me to sing the Llama song again?)