12 comments:

I, Like The View said...

mind you, I won't be offended, Dave, if you just want to pass me the towel (given the fag and the reading material. . .)

katherine. said...

yeah. questionable reading material.

wearing a shirt in the bath....?
is that an English thing?

mig said...

A headless husband would be a fearsome thing.
I was wondering about the shirt too. Is there water in there?

Vicus Scurra said...

Perhaps you can help me. I have problems with sundry wenches cluttering up my bathroom and disturbing my ablutions. If it aint Penelope Cruz it's Jennifer Aniston. Is there a product I can buy to get them to stop pestering me, or at least to remove them from my bath?

Mel said...

Yaknow--......*sigh*

I coulda done that following the workday I had...climbed in the tub, clothes and all.
However--didn't.
Do care about the Brit KEEPING his head--his job to get to where he wants to be, but you already know that's my line of thinking.
Brownies suck anyway-- Just sayin'.....

((((((((((( ILTV ))))))))))))

Mel said...

(((((((( katherine )))))))))

(ya think she knows how much she's been missed?....)

Dave said...

*would*

Christopher said...

I remember that Kate. A right Sally Sloven. She would flick her fag* ash up the bath, away from the plug-hole.

*Mel, Katherine: 'fag' n colloquial cigarette

Mel said...

:-)

It's FRIDAY!!!!!!

k...it's not, really.
Wishful thinkin' on my part.....

*sigh*

Spadoman said...

Fag is what we called 'em back in the 50's, cigarettes I mean. The tart in the tub, well, she's okay looking I guess, but I find the fantasy much better than the reality these days.

Peace

(Or, I could use the word ver: perst, really, perst!

katherine. said...

Years ago, during one of the girls' Jane Austin phases, we had an extensive dinner time conversation about interesting words that were different on each side of the pond.

Cameron was probably about ten at the time, and decided he was going to refer to cigarettes as "fags". Sigh. Had to go to the Principal's office and explain he wasn't being disrespectful and intolerant. Sigh. Actually had one other parent allude that I was lying that "fag" didn't mean cigarette anywhere.

<---- wasn't very nice after THAT

Rimshot said...

Vicus: If you're quite fed up with the cavalcade of trollops sodding about in your loo, I'll gladly take them off your hands for you.