Perhaps you can help me. I have problems with sundry wenches cluttering up my bathroom and disturbing my ablutions. If it aint Penelope Cruz it's Jennifer Aniston. Is there a product I can buy to get them to stop pestering me, or at least to remove them from my bath?
I coulda done that following the workday I had...climbed in the tub, clothes and all. However--didn't. Do care about the Brit KEEPING his head--his job to get to where he wants to be, but you already know that's my line of thinking. Brownies suck anyway-- Just sayin'.....
Fag is what we called 'em back in the 50's, cigarettes I mean. The tart in the tub, well, she's okay looking I guess, but I find the fantasy much better than the reality these days.
Peace
(Or, I could use the word ver: perst, really, perst!
Years ago, during one of the girls' Jane Austin phases, we had an extensive dinner time conversation about interesting words that were different on each side of the pond.
Cameron was probably about ten at the time, and decided he was going to refer to cigarettes as "fags". Sigh. Had to go to the Principal's office and explain he wasn't being disrespectful and intolerant. Sigh. Actually had one other parent allude that I was lying that "fag" didn't mean cigarette anywhere.
But my baby don't love nobody
but me, nobody but me
Yes everybody wants my baby
But my baby don't want nobody
but me, that's plain to see!
I'm his sweet Judy
and he is my loving man!
No time to do his duty,
loves me like no other can!
Now when my baby kisses me
upon my rosy cheeks
I just let those kisses be,
don't wash my face for weeks!
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mind you, I won't be offended, Dave, if you just want to pass me the towel (given the fag and the reading material. . .)
yeah. questionable reading material.
wearing a shirt in the bath....?
is that an English thing?
A headless husband would be a fearsome thing.
I was wondering about the shirt too. Is there water in there?
Perhaps you can help me. I have problems with sundry wenches cluttering up my bathroom and disturbing my ablutions. If it aint Penelope Cruz it's Jennifer Aniston. Is there a product I can buy to get them to stop pestering me, or at least to remove them from my bath?
Yaknow--......*sigh*
I coulda done that following the workday I had...climbed in the tub, clothes and all.
However--didn't.
Do care about the Brit KEEPING his head--his job to get to where he wants to be, but you already know that's my line of thinking.
Brownies suck anyway-- Just sayin'.....
((((((((((( ILTV ))))))))))))
(((((((( katherine )))))))))
(ya think she knows how much she's been missed?....)
*would*
I remember that Kate. A right Sally Sloven. She would flick her fag* ash up the bath, away from the plug-hole.
*Mel, Katherine: 'fag' n colloquial cigarette
:-)
It's FRIDAY!!!!!!
k...it's not, really.
Wishful thinkin' on my part.....
*sigh*
Fag is what we called 'em back in the 50's, cigarettes I mean. The tart in the tub, well, she's okay looking I guess, but I find the fantasy much better than the reality these days.
Peace
(Or, I could use the word ver: perst, really, perst!
Years ago, during one of the girls' Jane Austin phases, we had an extensive dinner time conversation about interesting words that were different on each side of the pond.
Cameron was probably about ten at the time, and decided he was going to refer to cigarettes as "fags". Sigh. Had to go to the Principal's office and explain he wasn't being disrespectful and intolerant. Sigh. Actually had one other parent allude that I was lying that "fag" didn't mean cigarette anywhere.
<---- wasn't very nice after THAT
Vicus: If you're quite fed up with the cavalcade of trollops sodding about in your loo, I'll gladly take them off your hands for you.
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