(it would be larger, but the new netbookthingy won't let me crop pictures) (there's nothing I'd want to do to make it bluer. . . I mean - who am I to mess with nature?)
the sweetness of doing nothing
(it would be larger, but the new netbookthingy won't let me crop pictures) (there's nothing I'd want to do to make it bluer. . . I mean - who am I to mess with nature?)
well, I also have one of those things that people have (you do know what I'm talking about, don't you?) (cos it won't make much sense if you don't!) (what's your "thing"?) about things that should be blue, but are in fact pink. . .
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now, please, go back to the top and make a note of the word/s that occured to you when you looked at each individual picture. . .
I, dear reader, you may recall, have frequently commented that I don't "do" sex/religion/politics in this particular chink of cyber space (and actually, I'm not doing much of those anywhere else at the moment, which is a bit besides the point, but/so if I did write something on any of those topics it wouldn't be very interesting) (altho I'll make a very very small exception to say that, if he hadn't already, Mr G Brown has now either won or lost himself the election by calling an ordinary member of the British populace "bigoted" - I mean, she may or may not be, but whatever one thinks of her, or him for that matter, he really shouldn't have still been miked up when he made that comment) (see, I've said too much already - YIKES!!) (altho I fancy voting for him again now, just because he's shown he's actually not an automaton) (see, I'm just diggin' myself into a bigger and bigger hole. . . but Vicus will have given up reading this afer the first mention of sex, so I'm probably ok)
Christopher was telling a tale over at Camp Lydian that is very similar to a tale my mother once told me, about my great-great grandmother. . .
. . .not the great grandmother whose 95th birthday party I went to when I was about seven, which I remember mainly because of the 95 birthday candles on the cake - you know, those traditional little white two-three inch size ones? it's not so much the candles I remember, more the fact that the person (there was only one person) lighting them (silly, wasn't it - having only one person to light 95 candles) started on one side of the cake and by the time he'd worked his way (yes, it had to be a man, didn't it? if it had been a woman, she'd have handed some matches to a few other people, wouldn't she!) over to the ones of the other side, the first lot had burnt down to the bottom and melted the plastic holders all over the icing (I felt very badly for that - I like the icing on the cake). . .
. . .but her mother, who'd lived in the same house. . .
. . .anyhoo a few years later, the great grandmother had died (think she reached 97, but there wasn't another big cake as far as I know) and the house was sold on. . .
. . .and a few years after that sold on again. . .
. . .and shortly after that a neighbour (who had lived locally for quite a while) was asked by the new occupants who the "little old lady" who they frequently saw standing waiting at the bottom of the front garden path was. . . I won't go into the details, of which there were many which were quite accurate, but basically she was my long-time deceased great-great grandmother. . .
. . .you never really believe that type of story unless it has happened to you or unless you already really do believe in some kind of "not of this world" totally non-scienticky sort of stuff, so I'll say no more - other than to add that I have had two brief personal encounters with dead "people" (and I don't mean in a mortuary) (and way before I ever suffered from depression, before I ever took medication and before I had the brain altering ECT; so my encounters cannot be put down to any kind of madness of that sort)
you'll be pleased to know that I've never been abducted by aliens
not in this life-time anyways
despite this, the petals are very pretty, so as to distinguish themselves from and not to be confused with the growing piles of ash. . .
(possibly volcanic, but I'm not an expert)
and adding some colour, we have a few screwed up and discarded parking tickets
(not mine, children, you'll be pleased to know -
seeing as I don't have a car and thus am not subject to ticketing)
but of most interest today, and I'd like your help with this if any of you are keen oologists: an egg! well, not quite an egg, as I'll explain...
but first I'd like your help please, in identifying the egg. . . yes, Kenneth, I know you are a twitterer, but that's not quite the same thing is it? now - what I'd like to know is, does anyone have their copy of The Observer's Book of Bird Eggs in their desk? for that would be of great help
you see, I have looked and looked thru all the encyclopedias in the library, but I cannot find a picture of the egg I am trying to identity. . . it is quite small, about an inch long, no, David, I do not know what that is in the new fandangled metric system, but I suppose it would be very helpful if you could tell us, and the shell is pure white - a kind of blue-white, without actually being blue, and there are no spots or other kinds of identifying marks on the egg



and the reason I only have the shell, as opposed to the whole egg, is because last night one of the cats must have brought it into the house, yes, Melanie, that does mean that the cat found the egg in a nest in a tree of one of the gardens up the street and carried it carefully in its mouth all the way back - including jumping up to the roof of my kitchen and then down into the courtyard and in thru the catflap, I know, cats are pretty clever aren't they, and then left it as a gift for me on the rug in the breakfast room. . .
are you sitting comfortably? then I'll begin
but rather than trouble you with the full details, I'll just take you thru them very briefly with the help of a few visual aids
and thence swiftly on, to planetary alignment (here craftily illustrated by some marbles, as planets aren't that happy to line up for a photoshoot)
then I started thinking about time and my mind naturally wandered to the insides of a pocket watch
an attractive inside. . .
ah! that was better. . . then back to those planets again (you know, how a wandering mind goes back and forth between topics and then back again to one you've already thunk about)
and I was trying to remember the name of those planetary alignment machine things, when what I did rememb was that the teens were talking about one today and I'd thought they said ossary - but they actually said orrery
so there we have it - clovers to cosmic coincidence without my having bored you comatose with my actual thoughts, plus you've learnt that a planetary alignment mechanismy thing is an orrery (not to be confused with an eyrie which is the word for an eagle nest) - or did you already know. . .
but they didn't (they know which side their bread is buttered) (and who butters it for them) so I'm saving it until the need arises

(what if we had more than one hand, I've often thought. . . we'd say "on the other other hand this, and on the other other other hand that")
I'm getting very behind in all sorts of chores and task, but I have something to look forward to - I've booked my holiday this summer
and it does make one wonder about the Babel Fish I mean if aliens are life forms based on anything other than something that developed from a star fish, how would we understand them and their concepts even if we could translate what they were saying to us? I know how cross it makes me - perhaps that's a little strong, but I do get a tad irritated - if I watch a French film with subtitles and the translations aren't what the French part of my brain understands the words/meanings to be. . .
despite once in my life being on first name terms with the lovely Patrick Moore, having a telescope in the family thru which I've seen some of the wonders of our solar system, achieving A grades in 'O'-level maths and chemistry, I never studied astronomy or physics. . . but for the slightly more educated amongst you, I'm fairly sure that the following equations will help explain things:


(and if that's not clear the following note may help:
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(actually, those can't be yours, because they are mine!and while I was looking for the marbles, I also managed to find all the socks that go missing in the laundry. . . 
